GOSSIP GURL SERIES.

 

 GOSSIP GURL! (Parody) Season one. Chapter One.

"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE, ROSIE!" Jessica yelled.

"YOU FAKE ...! ALL BECAUSE OF A DRINK, MAN" Rosie yelled back.

"Whoa, so much drama!!!" Rebbecca said eating a bowl of popcorn.

"GET OUT!!!" Jessica yelled again. Rosie ran outside with bursting tears of embarrassment.

"YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN LITTLE GIRL. RUN!"

"You don't have to be that mean!" I yelled. "ALL BECAUSE OF WATER."

"Oh no she didn't!" Rebbecca said out loud.

"Oh yeah she did-id!" Jennifer said.

"OH IT'S ON." Jessica said. She Pulled My Hair. I pulled hers harder.

Minutes later, people who was in the party came to congratulate me.

"YEAH!! YOU DA GURL! TRISHA! TRISHA!" They all yelled.

 GOSSIP GURL! (Parody) Chapter Two.

The Next Day: It was sunny and warm.

And It was a school day. I walked in and everyone was staring at me ashamed. 

What did i do? They were cheering for me yesterday.... then this happens.

"TRISHA PLEASE REPORT TO THE PRINCIPAL." The P.A said.

"OOOOOO. " The whole class said. I walked down the to the principals office.
"There you are." The Principle says. "Have a seat." There I saw Jessica.
That's when i got a little scared. She had a happy evil look on her face.
"Jessica said there was a huge fight yesterday at her house."

The Principle said. "How did it happen?"

"Trisha started it!!!" Jessica yelled. "NO, I DIDN'T H** BAG!!" I screamed back.

"THAT'S IT! TRISHA YOU ARE NOW SUSPENDED FOR 2 DAYS FOR 

IMPROPER LANGUAGE!" The Principle yelled.
"BUT I..." I tried saying but got interrupted by the principle. "NO BUTS."

I left. Jessica was smiling.

GOSSIP GURL! (Parody) Chapter Three.

 "UGH. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!!" I yelled.
"Yeah believe it kiddo." Rebbecca said. "It's life."

"I know Rebbecca! I just hate Jessica!" I replied. "Everyone does."

"Yep, shes a ugly one." Rebbecca said. "I hate her too, i wanna kill her."

I laughed. Rebbecca's my BFF. I know i can always count on her.

"I'm Late for school. Got to go!"

"Okay! Have a great time at school while i go make plans on how to kill her!"

"You do that," Rebbecca left. I still lay down.

Then i decided to egg Jessica's house.

So I ran to her house with a cart full of eggs.

"TAKE THAT J***!" 

One by one time pasted by. I realized school was over.

I got so scared when I saw her car.

I hid behind a bush covering my mouth filled with laughter.

"WHAT THE???!!" She yelled.

"TRISHA!"

I ran home and let her see me on purpose.

And besides, what's the worse thing that is going to happen?

Tell the Principle i egged her house? I'm not scared.

GOSSIP GURL! (Parody) Season 2. Chapter one. 

"Okay! I'm back!" Rebbecca said. Sitting next to me.

"How was school?" I asked.

"Some rumor about you came up." she mumbled.

"WHAT?!" I yelled.

"YOU DID WHAT?!"

"I DIDN'T SPREAD IT! I HEARD IT!"

she replied. "FROM WHO?!"

I asked in a very mad face.

"Jessica started it." Rebbecca said.

"UGH! I HATE HER!"

"I'm going to her house to punch that B****."

I yelled. "I don't care how much she ruins my life."

"Ima ruin hers first." I ran to her house.

"JESSICA! OPEN OPEN J***!"

she yelled, "NO FAT A**!"

"THE ONLY FAT A** IS YOU WHO WON'T OPEN THE D*** DOOR."

"UGH FINE." She ran to the door in a angry look.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"

"Did you spread that rumor??" I yelled.

"CAUSE I WANTED TO!" she screamed.

She slammed the door in my face.

I know that was evil but i hate her!!!

 GOSSIP GURL! (Parody) Chapter 2.

While running home, a huge smile came upon my face.

I realized that again i was suspended for 2 days!

I get to get away from punching her... I think.

So I arrived home, Rebbecca is telling me,

"WHY DID YOU DO IT?!"

when she did, i knew something bad was going to

happen. "Do What?" I said. "Punch Jessica!"she replied. 

"I HAD TO! IT WAS FOR OUR OWN GOOD!"

I said back. "OR DO YOU MEAN YOUR OWN GOOD?!"

Rebbecca said. "YOUR SO MEAN! I THOUGHT

YOU WERE NICE." Rebbecca left. I felt like crying

But I know it's pretty dumb to cry about.

So I don't really care about Rebbecca anymore.

I need a new BFF. So I went to "Street Gurl."

I call her that or just SG. But her real name

is Sammie. She's also one of my Best Friends.

"SG?" I asked knocking on her door."You in there? "

"Yeah?" Sammie replied.

"I need some advice." I said.

"Like What?" she asked. "About when you lost your

best friend." I said with a huge frown.

  GOSSIP GURL! (Parody) Chapter 3.

 "Class, we have a new student. Her name is

Lhey." The principle smiled. "Hi, my name's Tri-"

before i could finish, Lhey interrupted me. "Shut up"

"LOOK I JUST HAD A REALLY BAD DAY 

SO IMA SHUT YOU UP. OKAY?!"I screamed. 

"Fine. That doesn't mean were friends." Lhey ordered.

"Thank..a..you." when class was over, Lhey introduced me

to her boyfriend who looked not her type.

"Meet my boyfriend. His name is Leo." Lheyintroduced. 

"Hi Leo." I smiled. Well gotta go, Bye!" Lhey hurried.

"Bye!" I smiled. I was confused,  i

could hear a "DO YOU WANT TO

GET PAID OR WHAT?"

And i wonder, was that Lhey's voice?

 GOSSIP GURL! (Parody) Season 3. Chapter 1.

 "Vote for me for prom queen!!!!!!!" Jessica forced.

"Ugh, Prom's coming. another way for me to

fight with Jessica...again." I told my boyfriend,

(James, who I met, when i dropped my books on the floor.

That sounds like something on a show or something but

it's real. =P. I tripped on a jock's foot. Oopsies.)

"Oh yeah" James said bowing on one foot, "Would you,

Trisha Blue, Go to the prom with me?" He asked.

"Oh my gosh, a-are you serious?" I gasped sarcastically.

"Yes!" We both screamed and hug each other, okay

thats just my imagination. He didn't ask me...yet =P.

But he is my bf. He is going to ask...right?

 GOSSIP GURL! (Parody) Season 3. Chapter 2.

"Oh my gosh, are you serious? Your totally gonna win

this prom thing." Rebbecca told. "It's just that, some

people might think that it's not fair I'm prettier than the

other people, like joining." Jessica frowned. "Is she

hanging out with Jessica?" I laughed. "No, that can't

be possible" I thought. Then when Rebbecca passed by

me and James, she rolled her eyes at me. "Come on,

James." I said pulling him up with me to Rebbecca.

I kissed him. That's because she now likes James.

"Best 25 seconds of...The day." I smiled, then rolled

my eyes back at Rebbecca. Revenge is sweet. =D.

After class, me and James were hanging up posters

for our Prev-Prom party. I do it every year. It's this

party 6 days before prom happens. "Come to our

prev-prom." I smiled at Josh. (Meanwhile, I heard

Jessica and Rebbecca and all her other followers,

talk.) "Ugh, is she trying to throw a party without us?

I mean we are the queens of parties." Jessica said

jealous. "What if we sneak inside?" One of her

DUMBEST, followers asked laughing, like she

thought they were never ever gonna do it. Then

her and all her followers were walking towards me.

"We're going to that party. No matter what." She

told me. "Fine, I mean Jessica, and all of your

followers...can come. I don't want to fight anymore."

That was the time i gave up. No more fighting.

WAIT. WHAT DID I JUST DO?!

"Okay calm down babe." James told me.

"Everything will be alright he told me."Okay..."

It was time for the Prev-Prom party. It was

Ding-Dong to Ding-Dong every second.

"Hey Sammie," I said hugging her. "Hi!"

She smiled. "Meet my boyfriend, his name's

Mark.">>"Hey whatup." Mark said. "Hi,

I'm Trisha, this is James." I said shaking his hand.

"Hey do you know where the bathroom is? I gotta pee."

Sammie asked. I froze, she could have not said that.

"Follow me," I said leading her. Meanwhile,

"WE'RE HERE! THE QUEENS OF PARTIES!"

Jessica waved. "Hi Mark, I wanna show you some-

thing." Rebbecca smiled. Meanwhile, "Thanks,"

Sammie thanked. "Hey, um do you have a

hair-tie I could use?" She asked. "Sure." I 

answered. "WHAT THE?! MARK?!" she yelled.

Mark pushed Rebbecca off of him. "WERE YOU TWO 

MAKING OUT?!" She screamed.

"SO?! I MADE OUT WITH YOU BOYFRIEND.

BIG DEAL." She screamed. "GET OUT BOTH OF YOU

WH*RES, GO GET A LIFE. WAIT. Sammie, do what you

should do." I screamed. "B*TCH I HATE YOU. I'M

BREAKING UP WITH YOU. AND YOU," she said 

looking at Rebbecca. "-YOU DAMN *SS SL*T"

She cried. I punched Rebbecca. "Thank you."

says Sammie. "OUT." Said I =P Pointing to the door.

"IMA GET YOU BACK FOR DOING THIS. YOU'LL

BE SORRY!!!!!!!!!" screamed Sammie.

To be continued....

GOSSIP GURL! (Parody) Season 3. Chapter 3.

 "Vote for me!" Said Jessica. "Vote for me because i rule you all" Mocked Sammie.

"What-ever that loser just wont stop doesn't she? Anyone can win." I rolled my eyes.

"Hey Trisha! You should join!!!" Squealed  Lhey. "I have never seen that side of you before, Lhey."

"I dont know, I might lose-"  Suddenly, I got a text message saying,

Meet me after school. Its an emergency!!!

It didnt say who it was from. But I just ignored it. But i still had that feeling of wanting to go.

...What I like mysteries. Its a hobby -.-

3:46 P.M

"Hey Trisha you wanna come along? We're going to Macy's" Sammie asked.

"Um sorry, i uh-" I answered. "Its okay!!! Don't worry!" replied Sammie.

I was waiting for everyone to go, but this girl would go. 

I didnt know who it was but it looked like- "REBECCA?!"

 "What are you doing here???"

"Thank goodness! I thought you left! I have something to tell you,"

"What ever it is I dont care, im leaving."

"Wait!!" She pulled my arm. "I was PRETENDING to be mad at you!"

"Please be my friend!" Dang, I didnt know she was that desperate.

"THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE OUT WITH SAMMIE'S BOYFRIEND?!" I yelled.

"It wasn't me who kissed him! He kissed me! I was trying to get him off but then you came."

I sighed. "Its up to Sammie then."

Gossip Gurl! Season 4. Chapter 1.

"Thanks for coming everyone!" thanked Sammie.

I thought about what Rebecca told me. Should I tell her?

Is it the right time to tell her now? I should just wait for the right time.

Next Day: Monday 9:45am.

"Tryouts for cheer-leading are today after school!" popped up Jamie.

"Ooo! You should join Lhey!" Sammie squealed. "Your soooo flexible!"

"We all should join! Don't you think Trisha?"

"Yeah it'll be so much fun!" I replied. "Although these heels won't do."

"Mmm... Chicken Fajit-tas!!" danced Jamie.

"Your embarrassing me!" Sammie elbowed Jamie. "Shh!"

After School: 4:25am.

"Ew, Rebecca's here." Sammie said. "Like she's gonna make the team."

"Next up, Lhey!" called up Jamie. "GOOD LUCK!!!" we cheered.

Lhey was great! She did awesome flips and cheers!

"Trisha! Your next!"

"Aw man! Im so gonna suck! Wish me luck!" I bit my lip.

Crap. My leg's hurting. Thats okay all i have to do is the splits.

"Okay I can do this." I whispered to myself.

I almost did it until, "RIPPPPPPPP!" AW SH*T!

This can't be happening! This sucks so much!