Previously...
GOSSIP GURL! (Parody) Chapter One.
"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE, ROSIE!" Jessica yelled.
"YOU FAKE ...! ALL BECAUSE OF A DRINK, MAN" Rosie yelled back.
"GET OUT!!!" Jessica yelled again. Rosie ran outside with bursting tears of embarrassment.
"YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN LITTLE GIRL. RUN!"
"You don't have to be that mean!" I yelled. "ALL BECAUSE OF WATER."
The Next Day: It was sunny and warm.
And It was a school day. I walked in and everyone was staring at me ashamed.
What did i do? "TRISHA PLEASE REPORT TO THE PRINCIPAL." The P.A called.
"OOOOOO. " The whole class said. I walked down the to the principals office.
"There you are." The Principle says. "Have a seat." There I saw Jessica.
That's when I got a little scared. She had a happy evil look on her face.
"Jessica said there was a huge fight yesterday at her house."
"There you are." The Principle says. "Have a seat." There I saw Jessica.
That's when I got a little scared. She had a happy evil look on her face.
"Jessica said there was a huge fight yesterday at her house."
"Trisha started it!!!" Jessica yelled. "NO, I DIDN'T H** BAG!!" I screamed back.
"THAT'S IT! TRISHA YOU ARE NOW SUSPENDED FOR 2 DAYS FOR
I left. Jessica was smiling.
"UGH. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!!" I yelled.
Rebbecca's my BFF. I know i can always count on her.
I decided to egg Jessica's house.So I ran to her house with a cart full of eggs.
"TAKE THAT JACK A**!"
One by one time pasted by. I realized school was over.
Jessica was home.
I hid behind a bush covering my mouth.
"WHAT THE???!!" She yelled.
I ran home and let her see me on purpose.
And besides, what's the worse thing that is going to happen?
Tell the Principle i egged her house? I'm not scared.I decided to egg Jessica's house.So I ran to her house with a cart full of eggs.
"TAKE THAT JACK A**!"
One by one time pasted by. I realized school was over.
Jessica was home.
I hid behind a bush covering my mouth.
"WHAT THE???!!" She yelled.
I ran home and let her see me on purpose.
And besides, what's the worse thing that is going to happen?
"Okay! I'm back!" Rebbecca said. Sitting next to me.
"How was school?" I asked.
"Some rumor about you came up." she mumbled.
"WHAT?!" I yelled.
"FROM WHO?!" I asked in a very mad face.
"Jessica started it." Rebbecca said.
"I HATE HER!"
"I'm going to her house to punch that B****."
I yelled. "I don't care how much she ruins my life."
"Ima ruin hers first." I ran to her house.
I ran to her house.
"JESSICA! OPEN OPEN J***!"
"Jessica started it." Rebbecca said.
"I HATE HER!"
"I'm going to her house to punch that B****."
I yelled. "I don't care how much she ruins my life."
"Ima ruin hers first." I ran to her house.
I ran to her house.
"JESSICA! OPEN OPEN J***!"
she yelled, "NO FAT A**!"
She opened the door.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"
"Why did you spread that rumor??" I yelled.
I pulled her hair. To end it, I just punched her.
She opened the door.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"
"Why did you spread that rumor??" I yelled.
I pulled her hair. To end it, I just punched her.
While running home, a huge smile came upon my face.
I realized that again i was suspended for 2 days!
I get to get away from punching her... I think.
So I arrived home, Rebbecca is telling me,
"WHY DID YOU DO IT?!"
"Do What?" I said. "Punch Jessica!"she replied.
"I HAD TO! IT WAS FOR OUR OWN GOOD!"I said back.
"OR DO YOU MEAN YOUR OWN GOOD?!"
Rebbecca said. "YOUR SO MEAN! I THOUGHT
YOU WERE NICE." Rebbecca left.
So I don't really care about Rebbecca anymore.
"Class, we have a new student. Her name is
Lhey." The principle smiled. "Hi, my name's Tri-"
before i could finish, Lhey interrupted me. "Shut up"
"I just met you...what-ever you are. So no,"
I replied, "Oooo, a snotty b*tch...
I like you." Lhey replied.
"Meet my boyfriend. His name is Leo." Lhey
introduced. "Hi Leo." I smiled.
"Well gotta go, Bye!" Lhey waved.
"Bye!" I smiled. Today's a good day, but i
could hear a "DO YOU WANT TO
GET PAID OR WHAT?" was that
Lhey's voice?
(Right now is part 2&3 out of 3.)
Gossip Gurl (Parody) Season 2 Part 2. (2/3)
"Vote for me for prom queen!!!!!!!" Jessica forced.
"Ugh, Prom's coming. another way for me to
fight with Jessica...again." I told my boyfriend,
(James, who I met, when i dropped my books on the floor.
That sounds like something on a show or something but
it's real. =P. I tripped on a jock's foot. Oopsies.)
"Oh yeah" James said bowing on one foot, "Would you,
Trisha Blue, Go to the prom with me?" He asked.
"Oh my gosh, a-are you serious?" I gasped sarcastically.
"Yes!" We both screamed and hug each other, okay
thats just my imagination. He didn't ask me...yet =P.
But he is my bf. He is going to ask...right?
"Best 25 seconds of...The day." I smiled, then rolled
my eyes back at Rebbecca. Revenge is sweet. =D.
After class, me and James were hanging up posters
for our Prev-Prom party. I do it every year. It's this
party 6 days before prom happens. "Come to our
prev-prom." I smiled at Josh. (Meanwhile, I heard
Jessica and Rebbecca and all her other followers,
talk.) "Ugh, is she trying to throw a party without us?
I mean we are the queens of parties." Jessica said
jealous. "What if we sneak inside?" One of her
DUMBEST, followers asked laughing, like she
thought they were never ever gonna do it. Then
her and all her followers were walking towards me.
"We're going to that party. No matter what." She
told me. "Fine, I mean Jessica, and all of your
followers...can come. I don't want to fight anymore."
That was the time i gave up. No more fighting.
WAIT. WHAT DID I JUST DO?!
"Okay came down baby." James told me.
"Everything will be alright he told me."Okay..."
It was time for the Prev-Prom party. It was
Ding-Dong to Ding-Dong every second.
"Hey Sammie," I said hugging her. "Hi!"
She smiled. "Meet my boyfriend, his name's
Mark.">>"Hey whatup." Mark said. "Hi,
I'm Trisha, this is James." I said shaking his hand.
"Hey do you know where the bathroom is? I gotta pee."
Sammie asked. I froze, she could have not said that.
"Follow me," I said leading her. Meanwhile,
"WE'RE HERE! THE QUEENS OF PARTIES!"
Jessica waved. "Hi Mark, I wanna show you some-
thing." Rebbecca smiled. Meanwhile, "Thanks,"
Sammie thanked. "Hey, um do you have a
hair-tie I could use?" She asked. "Sure." I
answered. "WHAT THE?! MARK?!" she yelled.
Mark pushed Rebbecca off of him. "WERE YOU TWO
MAKING OUT?!" She screamed.
"SO?! I MADE OUT WITH YOU BOYFRIEND.
BIG DEAL." She screamed. "GET OUT BOTH OF YOU
WH*RES, GO GET A LIFE. WAIT. Sammie, do what you
should do." I screamed. "B*TCH I HATE YOU. I'M
BREAKING UP WITH YOU. AND YOU," she said
looking at Rebbecca. "-YOU DAMN *SS SL*T"
She cried. I punched Rebbecca. "Thank you."
says Sammie. "OUT." Said I =P Pointing to the door.
"IMA GET YOU BACK FOR DOING THIS. YOU'LL
BE SORRY!!!!!!!!!" screamed Sammie.
To be continued....
"OR DO YOU MEAN YOUR OWN GOOD?!"
Rebbecca said. "YOUR SO MEAN! I THOUGHT
YOU WERE NICE." Rebbecca left.
So I don't really care about Rebbecca anymore.
"Class, we have a new student. Her name is
Lhey." The principle smiled. "Hi, my name's Tri-"
before i could finish, Lhey interrupted me. "Shut up"
"I just met you...what-ever you are. So no,"
I replied, "Oooo, a snotty b*tch...
I like you." Lhey replied.
"Meet my boyfriend. His name is Leo." Lhey
introduced. "Hi Leo." I smiled.
"Well gotta go, Bye!" Lhey waved.
"Bye!" I smiled. Today's a good day, but i
could hear a "DO YOU WANT TO
GET PAID OR WHAT?" was that
Lhey's voice?
(Right now is part 2&3 out of 3.)
"Vote for me for prom queen!!!!!!!" Jessica forced.
"Ugh, Prom's coming. another way for me to
fight with Jessica...again." I told my boyfriend,
(James, who I met, when i dropped my books on the floor.
That sounds like something on a show or something but
it's real. =P. I tripped on a jock's foot. Oopsies.)
"Oh yeah" James said bowing on one foot, "Would you,
Trisha Blue, Go to the prom with me?" He asked.
"Oh my gosh, a-are you serious?" I gasped sarcastically.
"Yes!" We both screamed and hug each other, okay
thats just my imagination. He didn't ask me...yet =P.
But he is my bf. He is going to ask...right?
Gossip Gurl (Parody) Season 2 Part 2/3 and 3/3!
"Oh my gosh, are you serious? Your totally gonna win
this prom thing." Rebbecca told. "It's just that, some
people might think that it's not fair I'm prettier than the
other people, like joining." Jessica frowned. "Is she
hanging out with Jessica?" I laughed. "No, that can't
be possible" I thought. Then when Rebbecca passed by
me and James, she rolled her eyes at me. "Come on,
James." I said pulling him up with me to Rebbecca.
I kissed him. That's because she now likes James."Best 25 seconds of...The day." I smiled, then rolled
my eyes back at Rebbecca. Revenge is sweet. =D.
After class, me and James were hanging up posters
for our Prev-Prom party. I do it every year. It's this
party 6 days before prom happens. "Come to our
prev-prom." I smiled at Josh. (Meanwhile, I heard
Jessica and Rebbecca and all her other followers,
talk.) "Ugh, is she trying to throw a party without us?
I mean we are the queens of parties." Jessica said
jealous. "What if we sneak inside?" One of her
DUMBEST, followers asked laughing, like she
thought they were never ever gonna do it. Then
her and all her followers were walking towards me.
"We're going to that party. No matter what." She
told me. "Fine, I mean Jessica, and all of your
followers...can come. I don't want to fight anymore."
That was the time i gave up. No more fighting.
WAIT. WHAT DID I JUST DO?!
"Okay came down baby." James told me.
"Everything will be alright he told me."Okay..."
It was time for the Prev-Prom party. It was
Ding-Dong to Ding-Dong every second.
"Hey Sammie," I said hugging her. "Hi!"
She smiled. "Meet my boyfriend, his name's
Mark.">>"Hey whatup." Mark said. "Hi,
I'm Trisha, this is James." I said shaking his hand.
"Hey do you know where the bathroom is? I gotta pee."
Sammie asked. I froze, she could have not said that.
"Follow me," I said leading her. Meanwhile,
"WE'RE HERE! THE QUEENS OF PARTIES!"
Jessica waved. "Hi Mark, I wanna show you some-
thing." Rebbecca smiled. Meanwhile, "Thanks,"
Sammie thanked. "Hey, um do you have a
hair-tie I could use?" She asked. "Sure." I
answered. "WHAT THE?! MARK?!" she yelled.
Mark pushed Rebbecca off of him. "WERE YOU TWO
MAKING OUT?!" She screamed.
"SO?! I MADE OUT WITH YOU BOYFRIEND.
BIG DEAL." She screamed. "GET OUT BOTH OF YOU
WH*RES, GO GET A LIFE. WAIT. Sammie, do what you
should do." I screamed. "B*TCH I HATE YOU. I'M
BREAKING UP WITH YOU. AND YOU," she said
looking at Rebbecca. "-YOU DAMN *SS SL*T"
She cried. I punched Rebbecca. "Thank you."
says Sammie. "OUT." Said I =P Pointing to the door.
"IMA GET YOU BACK FOR DOING THIS. YOU'LL
BE SORRY!!!!!!!!!" screamed Sammie.
To be continued....
