GOSSIP GURL! (Parody) Chapter One.
"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE, ROSIE!" Jessica yelled.
"YOU FAKE ...! ALL BECAUSE OF A DRINK, MAN" Rosie yelled back.
"Whoa, so much drama!!!" Rebbecca said eating a bowl of popcorn.
"GET OUT!!!" Jessica yelled again. Rosie ran outside with bursting tears of embarrassment.
"YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN LITTLE GIRL. RUN!"
"You don't have to be that mean!" I yelled. "ALL BECAUSE OF WATER."
"Oh no she didn't!" Rebbecca said out loud.
"Oh yeah she did-id!" Jennifer said.
"OH IT'S ON." Jessica said. She Pulled My Hair. I pulled hers harder.
Minutes later, people who was in the party came to congratulate me.
"YEAH!! YOU DA GURL! TRISHA! TRISHA!" They all yelled.
GOSSIP GURL! (Parody) Chapter Two.
The Next Day: It was sunny and warm.
And It was a school day. I walked in and everyone was staring at me ashamed.
What did i do? They were cheering for me yesterday.... then this happens.
"TRISHA PLEASE REPORT TO THE PRINCIPAL." The P.A said.
"OOOOOO. " The whole class said. I walked down the to the principals office. "There you are." The Principle says. "Have a seat." There I saw Jessica. That's when i got a little scared. She had a happy evil look on her face. "Jessica said there was a huge fight yesterday at her house."
The Principle said. "How did it happen?"
"Trisha started it!!!" Jessica yelled. "NO, I DIDN'T H** BAG!!" I screamed back.
"THAT'S IT! TRISHA YOU ARE NOW SUSPENDED FOR 2 DAYS FOR
IMPROPER LANGUAGE!" The Principle yelled.
"BUT I..." I tried saying but got interrupted by the principle. "NO BUTS."
I left. Jessica was smiling.
"UGH. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!!" I yelled. "Yeah believe it kiddo." Rebbecca said. "It's life."
"I know Rebbecca! I just hate Jessica!" I replied. "Everyone does."
"Yep, shes a ugly one." Rebbecca said. "I hate her too, i wanna kill her."
I laughed. Rebbecca's my BFF. I know i can always count on her.
"I'm Late for school. Got to go!"
"Okay! Have a great time at school while i go make plans on how to kill her!"
"You do that,"
Rebbecca left. I still lay down.
Then i decided to egg Jessica's house.
So I ran to her house with a cart full of eggs.
"TAKE THAT J***!"
One by one time pasted by. I realized school was over.
I got so scared when I saw her car.
I hid behind a bush covering my mouth filled with laughter.
"WHAT THE???!!" She yelled.
"TRISHA!"
I ran home and let her see me on purpose.
And besides, what's the worse thing that is going to happen?
Tell the Principle i egged her house? I'm not scared.
GOSSIP GURL! (Parody) Chapter Four.
"Okay! I'm back!" Rebbecca said. Sitting next to me.
"How was school?" I asked.
"Some rumor about you came up." she mumbled.
"WHAT?!" I yelled.
"YOU DID WHAT?!"
"I DIDN'T SPREAD IT! I HEARD IT!"
she replied. "FROM WHO?!"
I asked in a very mad face.
"Jessica started it." Rebbecca said.
"UGH! I HATE HER!"
"I'm going to her house to punch that B****."
I yelled. "I don't care how much she ruins my life."
"Ima ruin hers first." I ran to her house.
"JESSICA! OPEN OPEN J***!"
she yelled, "NO FAT A**!"
"THE ONLY FAT A** IS YOU WHO WON'T OPEN THE D*** DOOR."
"UGH FINE." She ran to the door in a angry look.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"
"Why did you spread that rumor??" I yelled.
"CAUSE I WANTED TO!" she screamed.
I pulled her hair. She pulled mine. To end it, I just
punched her. And then i ran home laughing.
I know that was evil but i hate her!!!
While running home, a huge smile came upon my face.
I realized that again i was suspended for 2 days!
I get to get away from punching her... I think.
So I arrived home, Rebbecca is telling me,
"WHY DID YOU DO IT?!"
when she did, i knew something bad was going to
happen. "Do What?" I said. "Punch Jessica!"
she replied. "I HAD TO! IT WAS FOR OUR OWN GOOD!"
I said back. "OR DO YOU MEAN YOUR OWN GOOD?!"
Rebbecca said. "YOUR SO MEAN! I THOUGHT
YOU WERE NICE." Rebbecca left. I felt like crying
But I know it's pretty dumb to cry about.
So I don't really care about Rebbecca anymore.
I need a new BFF. So I went to "Street Gurl."
I call her that or just SG. But her real name
is Sammie. She's also one of my Best Friends.
"SG?" I asked knocking on her door."You in there? "
"Yeah?" Sammie replied.
"I need some advice." I said.
"Like What?" she asked. "About when you lost your
best friend." I said with a huge frown.
"Okay! I'm back!" Rebbecca said. Sitting next to me.
"How was school?" I asked.
"Some rumor about you came up." she mumbled.
"WHAT?!" I yelled.
"YOU DID WHAT?!"
"I DIDN'T SPREAD IT! I HEARD IT!"
she replied. "FROM WHO?!"
I asked in a very mad face.
"Jessica started it." Rebbecca said.
"UGH! I HATE HER!"
"I'm going to her house to punch that B****."
I yelled. "I don't care how much she ruins my life."
"Ima ruin hers first." I ran to her house.
"JESSICA! OPEN OPEN J***!"
she yelled, "NO FAT A**!"
"THE ONLY FAT A** IS YOU WHO WON'T OPEN THE D*** DOOR."
"UGH FINE." She ran to the door in a angry look.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"
"Why did you spread that rumor??" I yelled.
"CAUSE I WANTED TO!" she screamed.
I pulled her hair. She pulled mine. To end it, I just
punched her. And then i ran home laughing.
I know that was evil but i hate her!!!
I realized that again i was suspended for 2 days!
I get to get away from punching her... I think.
So I arrived home, Rebbecca is telling me,
"WHY DID YOU DO IT?!"
when she did, i knew something bad was going to
happen. "Do What?" I said. "Punch Jessica!"
she replied. "I HAD TO! IT WAS FOR OUR OWN GOOD!"
I said back. "OR DO YOU MEAN YOUR OWN GOOD?!"
Rebbecca said. "YOUR SO MEAN! I THOUGHT
YOU WERE NICE." Rebbecca left. I felt like crying
But I know it's pretty dumb to cry about.
So I don't really care about Rebbecca anymore.
I need a new BFF. So I went to "Street Gurl."
I call her that or just SG. But her real name
is Sammie. She's also one of my Best Friends.
"SG?" I asked knocking on her door."You in there? "
"Yeah?" Sammie replied.
"I need some advice." I said.
"Like What?" she asked. "About when you lost your
best friend." I said with a huge frown.
